I'm in a really grumpy mood right now.  My day started out great, but around 3:30, for no reason at all, the blues set in.  And you, my dear friends, have the distinct pleasure of hearing about what has contributed to the grumpiness. 
- My passenger-side headlight is out and I need an oil change, which means I get to sit in a Walmart waiting room in the near future.  
 - Some dumb Walmart employee refused to pick up the phone when I called to see how long I should expect to sit in their lovely waiting room.
 - I really wanted Arby's roast beef and curly fries for dinner...but the nearest one is ten miles from my house.
 - The belt that I chose to complete my outfit today and the fact that I was going for an hourglass figure meant that I didn't breathe for most of the day.
 - All the telephone lines in Frisco are covered with birds.  This happens every evening at this time and I hate it.  
 
So, now that I've actually written these things down, I see how petty and stupid they are.  Please forgive me for taking your time!  But thanks for listening...I feel better.